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Fruit Smasher
Posted on 08-30-15 12:50 AM Link | #63766
I feel Nintendo would make NewER4DSXXL with both 3d and 4d viewing (4d being smelling the gameplay.) Of course you have to make your eyes use to everything first witch would take a few months (if you didn't give up on it already). And you need to take caution playing Mario kart when the tire rubber sent aroma fills the air.

Splitwirez
Posted on 09-11-15 10:49 PM Link | #64061
Super Mario 3D Bros., Galaxy 2, Galaxy, Sunshine, and 64 have been released, followed by Super Mario 4D Land, World, Bros., Galaxy 2, Galaxy, Sunshine, and 64, and (Super Mario 5D 64*2)4 has been announced. It's an educational game that teaches math by forcing players to do all the calculations the game would otherwise have had to do. All of them.

Half-Life 3 was announced, then cancelled, in favor of Half-Life 4, which was released, and recalled just hours later, as apparently there was a lot of Cyanide in the disk cases...and the Steam purchases.

Super Mario Galaxy 3.25 was released, and was erroneously shipped with the wrong disk inside the box, meaning numerous players inadvertently bought a copy of Super Mario Bros. 7 in a Super Mario Galaxy 3.25 box.

Spore and Darkspore were bought by a little-known group called "The SR Team" and is now almost as well-known as Minecraft is now, in 2015. (Minecraft itself was wiped from existence by Microsoft, due to security issues, just like the Gadgets and Windows Sidebar.) Spore was then removed from the Steam Store for exactly 200 minutes and 5 seconds whilst it was fixed to support mods properly, before being re-added. Darkspore has had most of the bugs worked out, and now features an editor of near-limitless power.

Windows 10 nearly fell by the wayside, before Microsoft finally stuck UX gold, and turned it into Windows 10nghorn. It is now used on 99.99% of all computers. The era of glass and non-hideous user interfaces has finally made its return. Oh, and the Modern UI was chopped, with a "Windows 8 mode" released to run Modern UI apps (70% of which don't work in Windows 8 mode regardless). The Windows flag logo has been resurrected, and is now flown on a taskbar-esque pole once a year in many places worldwide to pay respect to the day "Micro-Soft" was founded.

FNAF has been made illegal in every continent except Antarctica, and there is now a settlement of dedicated FNAF fans/enthusiasts/whatevers living there.

Thierry
Posted on 10-13-15 02:37 AM Link | #64935
After 423 fake suicides, SquidEmpress actually dies in a accident but noone believes her and they trash the body as it's considered as fake.


Treeki is a god, Dirbaio is a half god and a genius, and StapleButter (Makes editors) and Skawo (Makes levels) are the human apprentices of the god family.


No matter how much they tried, scientists couldn't make humanity travel time, so they gave up.
Humans colonised the planet resembling earth and started trying to build shit all over it like they did for earth. There was police there tough, so they went to jail and were never heard of again.

It also been revealed the natural satellit orbiting around the planet is the place where Morons come from, only to end locked in the k64 town jail.


Oh also StapleButter visited the Morons Home, and now the Hall of Shame is so full it takes ages loading. Plus he keeps receiving shitmails.


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Sevrault
Posted on 10-14-15 10:07 AM Link | #64997
E3 2025
Creator of Half-Life: I have been working on something big...
People: Could it be??
Creator of Half-Life: And it is...


Half Life 2 Episode 5


StapleButter
Posted on 08-16-16 05:48 PM Link | #76197
The recent invention of the tachyonic ray has allowed us to see better in the future.

So, in 2025...

board2 turns 18, and it's still dead. But this fact required no future foretelling ability.

We have more details on NSMB8. Between each level, the game asks you for your opinion, proposes you to post on social networks, or shows you an ad. It also turns out that Nintendo will port it to Android and iOS because the 7DS isn't doing well.

Against all expectations, the CO2 level has been greatly lowered. A new energy source has superseded coal and oil/derivates. Said energy source causes another form of pollution though... it's based on subnuclear quark splitting, which isn't a well-mastered technology. It spawns tiny wormholes randomly across Earth's surface. Don't be surprised if there's suddenly a teapot in your shower.

They have also planted trees and grass and shit all over the place to actively lower the CO2 level. You have trees on your house and on your car and on the road. It worked, but it also keeps going -- the CO2 level is quickly falling below the 'normal' level. It basically causes the opposite of global warming. We're all fucking freezing here.

Meaningwhile, they're busy terraforming Venus. There's a lot of work. Back in -3600, Venusians have had the same environmental issues we're having, but they failed to contain those effects. The details are still unknown, but the CO2 level skyrocketed between -3580 and -3540, resulting in temperatures of 460°C.

Anyway, they have giant terraforming machines that run the Venus air through chambers filled with vegetation. The CO2 level is visibly decreasing and is expected to reach acceptable levels near 2032.

Fort Boyard has been bought by the French military and equipped with cannons. With the nearby forts, it protects a large French military fleet. For whatever reason, this kind of war is a thing again. Details are fuzzy, but it seems to spark from Trump getting in power and insulting the Chinese government.

StapleButter is still a crazy fuck. He bought Chateau Secession, transported it to a cooler place and completely restored it. It becomes Hotel Secession****, the place to go for epic vacation, featuring a swimming pool, a casino and other fancy shit.


absolutely fun.

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Platinatic
Posted on 08-17-16 09:11 AM Link | #76206
Posted by Sevrault
E3 2025
Creator of Half-Life: I have been working on something big...
People: Could it be??
Creator of Half-Life: And it is...

Well, if you look at the Half-Life logo, it's Lambda. If you turn that symbol/letter upside-down you get "Y", which happens to be the 25th letter in the alphabet => 2025

Also, Apple will release the Iphone 12, and it will be one atom thick. It will also have a surface area of 1m².

Lunarius
Posted on 08-17-16 03:59 PM Link | #76217
In 2025, I'll be 29 years old. God, I feel old. >_<

Martian astronauts travel to Mars in 2025 aboard the Space Shuttle nicknamed “Celestial” and suddenly blow up 80 seconds after lift-off (blame NASA). It turns out that the rings on the solid rocket boosters that lifted the Space Shuttle simply gave out and exploded, destroying the ship and killing the crew. This is the second worst Space Shuttle disaster since 1986 when the Space Shuttle “Challenger” exploded 73 seconds after lift-off for the same reason.

Four months later, Elon Musk, creator of TESLA achieves his goal of revolutionizing the US into people using electric-powered cars. The TESLA Model 7 is sold for $18,000 whereas the TESLA T-2000 HD (Heavy Duty) is sold for $22,000, a great price for an electric-powered truck. :P




<Silvreus>I am a random person…
<Silvreus>With a random personality…
<Silvreus>With a random life…
<Silvreus>How fun. :P



MercuryPenny
Posted on 08-17-16 04:17 PM Link | #76219
hitler is resurrected and worshiped by a neonazi cult consisting entirely of inbred dying mental patients


send me your terrible userbars and such to advertize in my footer ;^)
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Hiccup
Posted on 08-17-16 04:31 PM Link | #76220
So, basically how [country] is now?

MercuryPenny
Posted on 08-17-16 07:04 PM Link | #76225
#edgy


send me your terrible userbars and such to advertize in my footer ;^)
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youtube i never use

CRAWLING IN MY CRAWL THESE CRAWLS THEY WILL NOT CRAWL

StapleButter
Posted on 09-08-16 05:50 AM Link | #77010
The tachonic ray technology has been improved for more precision.


Nintendo releases Super Mario Fart for the iPhone 12. The game basically plays itself, all you do is tap the screen to make Mario fart for comedic effect. You can record your 'play' and post it on social networks. You get a commercial between each level.


In the meantime, Apple isn't doing too good. The fanboys are praising them as usual, but there's a lot less of them.

The iPhone 12 only allows interaction with other iPhone users. It can't even connect to the regular internet, it connects to a proprietary Apple internet instead.

Apple gets sued for pushing proprietary technolgies everywhere. They lose.

They're basically digging their own grave, and taking Nintendo with them in their downfall. Yeah, it's official, they have bought Nintendo in 2018.


Nintendo who actually didn't release any 7DS or WiiZ, but put all their efforts into iOS.

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LeftyGreenMario
Posted on 09-08-16 02:18 PM (rev. 2 of 09-08-16 02:20 PM) Link | #77022
Posted by StapleButter
You can record your 'play' and post it on social networks.

Only on Apple+ tho.

They also hail Apple+ and Apple Internet as innovative, but the source code looks strangely familiar to the previous iterations except you can't view the source code without paying a fee and breaking your warranty.

Sparsite
Posted on 09-08-16 04:22 PM Link | #77038
2025, people are still asking Skelux when star road 2 is coming out

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Toms
Posted on 10-10-16 11:09 AM Link | #78481
In 2025:

-USA will be a communist country (Thanks Hillary)
-I hack into every board and make myself owner (Thanks StapleButter)
-NSMB9 is announced. Looks just as good as 8/7/6/5/4/3/2
-Apple completely stops selling Macs (who cares about loyal customers)
-StapleButter will have almost reached all of his goals, but will get stopped dead in his tracks by my banhammer :DD

Lemme know if I forgot anything else

Hiccup
Posted on 10-10-16 01:09 PM Link | #78487
Posted by TMolter
In 2025:

-USA will be a communist country (Thanks Hillary)

You are being sarcastic, right?

How could anybody think Hillary is a communist in any way shape or form whatsoever? At all?

Toms
Posted on 10-10-16 01:57 PM Link | #78489
You do realize that she wants to take away a ton rights, such as a right to own a gun

I'm dead serious. She is going to take our freedom and privacy away from us under our nose
I could go on, but I'll save it for the proper thread

Tahcryon
Posted on 10-10-16 02:21 PM Link | #78492
Posted by TMolter
You do realize that she wants to take away a ton rights, such as a right to own a gun

I'm dead serious. She is going to take our freedom and privacy away from us under our nose
I could go on, but I'll save it for the proper thread

The DPRK prohibits all civilians from owning firearms, and they have one of the lowest homicide rates in the world. Limiting the number of firearms people have would surely decrease homicide rates in the USA :>

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poudink
Posted on 10-10-16 07:48 PM Link | #78516
People owning guns would be fine if there where less idiots that are doing things like that: http://www.ibtimes.com/trayvon-martin-case-skittles-arizona-iced-tea-speak-out-about-commercial-gain-death-florida-teen But since there really is too much and that it will always be the case, I think this one of the best thing she could do to america

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LeftyGreenMario
Posted on 10-10-16 07:50 PM Link | #78517
Posted by TMolter
You do realize that she wants to take away a ton rights, such as a right to own a gun

I'm dead serious. She is going to take our freedom and privacy away from us under our nose
I could go on, but I'll save it for the proper thread

She's not gonna take your guns away. Let's be real AND serious. People said the same thing when Obama came into office.

And the "disarming citizens so we can't fight back against evul gubbermint" is a convincing narrative, but it's just paranoia.

I mean, I'm a strict gun-control advocate and I don't think Hillary is gonna touch our preshusch gunz.

Marionumber1
Posted on 10-10-16 08:54 PM Link | #78522
Hillary is going to be a disaster, but not for the reasons most people think. She's probably going to start World War III, and I'm not making this up.

One of her desired policies is a no-fly zone in Syria, where Russian and Chinese planes are flying. So if she wants to enforce it, she'll end up shooting down Russian or Chinese aircraft.

Russia, in particular, has been a target of hers for months. She's been blaming them for hacking the DNC and state election systems on the basis of absolutely no evidence. Accusing them of a serious charge like that with no evidence is worrying enough, but she's gone even further. Right after pinning the blame on Russia for the hacks, she called for a military response against hackers. Antagonizing a nuclear-armed power like Russia, especially on the basis of lies, is no small matter.

As for Iran, Hillary once said the "nuclear option" is not off the table if they break their sanctions. After noticing her Freudian slip, she quickly changed it to "military option". And she threatened to completely wipe out Iran if they attack Israel (a human rights violator and apartheid state, by the way).

Her Middle East policy would leave a trail of devastation. She wants to continue supplying weapons to Syrian rebels, which are unstable jihadists, responsible for the instigation and massive death toll of the civil war. She continues to support Saudi Arabia, one of the largest human rights violators in the world, in their illegal war in Yemen. Around a dozen countries would likely be air-bombed under her presidency.
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