"Chapter 1: Johnny and the Sock."

Once upon a time, Johnny lost his shoe. A nice wizard came to him and said, "You want your Shoe Johnny? We then take this sword (Johnny is only 4 years old) and meet Master LifeMushroom in town" Johnny ventures off to find master LifeMushroom. Then, a giant beast with wings appears in front of him! Jonny Makes a Poopie. The smell of the poopie drives the monster away. Johnny finds master LifeMushroom. He says to Johnny, "Uhhh who are you? Why are you in my house? What are you doing with my sword?" After stealing his first sword, Johnny finally starts his adventure for his shoe! The Wizard (who somehow escaped from the cops) appears infront of Johnny and tells him, (in a drunk manner) "Ey Jhony, ew finnnd your shoe, yo mussssssassaaattt collllllllect 4 tables. ach is in a difffffffferent directioooooooon." Johnny goes to grandma's for cookies. Turns out that Grandma's cookies weren't as good as they used to be. Grandma reveals to be in fact a rereg of Nolan North and fights Johnny. Since he isn't too skilled with his new weapon, he just swings it around aimlessly eventually cutting down Nolan. Surprisingly, the troll carried one of the 4 tables with him. Upon Eating the cookies, Johnny enters the dream of StapleButter. It is revealed that there is a 5th Table somewhere on Crama Island (which is where this story takes place) but Johnnoy does not know where it is! Anyways, Johnny wakes up in LifeMushooms house. Johnny has been in a coma for 4 1/2 Days. LM tells Johnny that after researching the table, it is made out of Spamite, a powerful ore known to spammmers. All off a sudden, Robbers invade the house and steal the Table (along with LM's computer)! LM decides to team up with Johnny to get the table back! Master LifeMushroom gets one of his gadgets to hunt robbers. Johnny and LM hunt the robbers and then find them.
Master LifeMushroom mutters an incantation. "Blargitus JeDaTitus!" he announces. A glow appears around Johnny. He uses his sword and discovers that he has mad sword skills! The robbers get frightened and run away. They drop your stuff. The robbers run for their lives...except for one named Mokou. Mokou wasn't scared of Johnny regardless of his sword
skills, as she cannot die. Though she was surprised she wasn't attacked and decides to join the two on their quest. With the knowledge she gathered over the past 1.300 years she surely would be of assistance. Johnny, LM, and Mokou head North. Sadly They can't go in as they are secretly Staff Members and can't be banned. LM Bans Johnny so he is allowed into the forest. As he is walking through the forest a Wild Ermelber appears! Choose your Pokemon! Master LifeMushroom gets an Arceus. Johnny gets a Magikarp. LM gives a Rare Candy to Magikarp and it becomes a ferocious Gyrados! Together, they attack Ermelber's Pokemon. Together, Arceus uses Roar of Time and Gyrados uses Hydro Pump. They blast the pokemon away and Jaketendo gets blasted 500 meters away. They heard a thump. Ermelber has dropped some gold. The trio returns to Master LifeMushroom's house now serving as the base of operations. They drop off their weapons and
head towards the next store. Most of the gadgets seem usable, but they're so expensive that they can only buy one of them for the time being. Johnny Buys The Banhammer. It is so powerful, it knocks Johnny out. Johnny wakes up in a dream world full of weird images. Johnny tries to find his way home. After a long search, Johnny finds a lot of gold and returns to the real world. They return the banhammer. Now you have enough money for two items. Johnny buys the phantom blade and Master LM buys the Lightning Orb. They leave the shop. The next stop are Normal's Mountains. They're said to be very difficult to scale and that a lot of monsters lurk
around every corner. Then, a horde of enemies attack the three with their leader being Nolan...wait, wasn't he defeated by Johnny? Looks like he reregged. After slicing off Nolan's head, he reveils his true fourm: Mareep! Seeing as he is a pokemon, Johnny traps him in a pokeball and gives him the nick "Jimmy." All of a sudden, the eneimes kidnap Master LM! They take him to the East! Johnny tries to save LM. Turns out you didn't need to rescue LM, as he used the Lightning Orb on the thugs and freed himself. Johnny and LM meet at the mountains and they venture off. The continue and clinb a mountain. At the very top they fight the boss of this area! It's MPG! Johnny uses a magic spell. Uses Magic Spell "Poopie" But nothing happened.
Mokou leaves MPG and lures him into a false safety. She wants him to join and just as MoronPG accepts and steps toward her, she burns him to a cinder. The wind blows away the ash and reveals the second tablet. The secound Tablet reveils a map to the desert. This is where Johnny's shoe is hidden. They head towards the desert. With the tablet as a map, it would surely be easy enough to navigate through the endless desert.
But didn't the wizard say something about four tablets? And what's with the fifth table Johnny found out about after being knocked out by Granny's cookies? Ah whatever...they stumbled upon a huge pyramid with a large iron sphere on top. Upon entering the pyramid, the door behind them locked and the map on the tablet disappeared. Instead, a red glowing icon looking like an eye was displayed. The doors shut and they are locked in!

~8 Days have Pasted~

Food is running low in the pyramid. Then all of a sudden, Johnny remembers something! In his dream voices were chanting words like "Summer Speical Is Very Buggy" and " Revive Autumn Adventure Plz." Oh and remember that Wizard from page one? He was also telling Johnny in hisfream that the Dark ones want all the Tablets as they act as a map to the 5th one. The one who finds the 5th one will also find out the secret of Project Y.S.M.B.M, A Govermental Project starting by President George W. Bush. BOOM! The walls of the pyramid break down reviling the 4th Tablet. Johnny and Master LM put all the Tablets together to reveil another map. This time, to a far away island know as Blarg's Cove. But wait, where is Fujiwara? And what is that note that is on the floor. Johnny picks it up. It reads:

Dear Brahs,
I master JeDaMoron have kiddnapped this Touhou Thingie.
I know she can't die so I will just light on fire and let her suffer in pain forever.
If you ever want to see here again, please give me all 4 Tablets NOW! (Or whenever you get the chace.)
So yeah,
JeDaMoron.


P.S.: You will not be admin on my board LM because you hacked it. Will you still help me with NSJDMB though?

Oh what horror, what will happen to our hero's now? In order to save the immortal Fujiwara no Mokou, LifeMushroom casts a localisation spell on the notice to detect
where the one who wrote it is currently residing. Apparently Mokou is held captive in the catacombs of the main city. LifeMushroom and Johnny head off towards the sewers to find the entrance to those ancient catacombs. They notice a weird pentagram on the walls. LifeMushroom once again casts magic to break the wall, but his spell is not successful. The pentagram acts as a seal. Just then, the wall breaks from the inside and JeDaMoron flies across the canal and against the other wall. What he did not know is, that Mokou aquired the ability to manipulate fire over the 1.300 years she has lived. But JeDaMoron isn't defeated yet. Mokou is too exhausted to continue on fighting and needs to rest a bit. The door breaks open. "HALTE" says a voice. It's President George Bush from my last post! "You are under arrest for hitting a child!" "But he's 10!" LM says. "11, it was my birthday yesterday but no one said happy birthday to me," JeDa says. "Oh," Bush says. "Happy birthday JeDa.....uhh your last name is moron right?" "N-," "YES, it is LM says without haste." "Well then happy birthday JeDaMoron!" Bush says. "Now you, mushroom thing, your coming to jail with me. You have one minute to say goodbye starting.....NOW!" "Johnny," LM says, "JeDa has one weakness. It is this song written on this scro-." "TIMES UP!," Bush says, "Time to go..." Johnny reads the scroll:

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Somewhere in Fujiwara's mind~

"Hey........" A Voice calls off. "Wake......up!" "Huh?" Fujiwara says. BOOM! BULLETS, BOMBS, LAZERS! "OH Man." Fujiwara says. "I'm home!" Fujiwara's mind has made a perfect reproduction of Touhou: Imperishable Night's Stage 6. Oh yeah, it was Maria who was talking to Fujiwara.....thought I'd mention that. So yeah, LM's in jail, Fujiwara's in jail,
And what's Johnny doing?

The song on the scroll drove JeDa so crazy that he banned himself and went back to Brazil. Anyway's, he starts hearing voices. The voices tell him that the true villain of this Fourm game RPG is the biggest banned
User here! More so then JeDaMoron himself! The voices also tell Johnny's body isn't ready for this. So what will happen to our heroic
Heros? Will they ever be reunited? And what about Johnny's shoe, the main and real reason for this random quest. All will be revealed as the journey continues. (Which is a pokemon reference for you guys.) No way! LM's real name is kinoko!
The plot twist of the whole story comes true as we find out that LM had mutinle accounts across the internet. So when LM is "away" he is
Just using his other accounts! No one is safe.
Who is a real user and who is a dupe? It could be you and I. Why if LM has lied to Johnny and Fujiwara this whole time? What if They can find Kinoko and solve this RPG story once and for all? And so begins a new quest to find Kinoko and stop the true Moron behind this whole thing!
LifeMushroom and Mokou are held captive. Johnny is all alone and it's his job to get them out of jail. He gets out of the
sewers and heads to Master LifeMushroom's house. He finds a mushroom and tries to eat it, but all of a sudden, it starts
to speak: "Hey uh, listen! I arranged it so you can communicate with me through this mushroom. I am LM BTW. Now listen
closely! No way you can rescue us in your current state. The jail cells use some fancy borders that cannot be broken by
my magic. That's why we couldn't escape so far. I have no idea what's causing this, but Mokou may have a general idea.
So here's what you'll do: Head towards Normal's Mountains once again. Somewhere in that area you should find the Temple
of Time. To my knowledge it lets you fast-forward your life to any point, so you can use it to grow up faster. Once the
process is complete, head off towards the Banhammer Forest. Last time we couldn't access it, remember? That's because it
was protected by a barrier of the same kind found here in this prison. Since all of the energy in the local area is
focused on these jail cells, it should be a piece of cake going into the forest. Did you get all that?"

Johnny puts the Phoneshroom in his bag and heads towards Normal's Mountains, as LifeMushroom instructed. On the way he
encounters a woman dressed in royal clothing. "Oh, excuse me miss...?" "Kaguya", the woman answered "Kaguya
Houraisan. And who might you be?" "My name's Johnny, miss Houraisan." "Oh just call me Kaguya please." Kaguya tells
Johnny that she's been looking for Mokou ever since she came to Eientei to buy some of Eirin's medicine. Johnny
also tells his story. The two team up and scale the mountains to look for the Temple of Time. Once they reach the peak,
no signs of a temple can be seen. "Something's odd about this place...", Kaguya says "The temple IS here, I can feel it". Kaguya casts a spell that reveals an eternity seal being put on the Temple of Time preventing it from 'existing'.
She breaks the seal and heads inside with Johnny following. When they arrive at the end of a seemingly endless
corridor, they spot a yellow glowing orb above them. Kaguya floats upward and brings the orb down which then suddenly
starts glowing even brighter. An arm made of pure lightning drags Johnny inside. Kaguya escapes the temple and the
magical orb grows tremendously in size resulting in the building falling apart. An explosion then breaks a hole into
the mountaintop and leaves back Johnny, who has now reached the age of 18. As LifeMushroom instructed, he heads
to the Banhammer Forest and Kaguya follows hoping to find Mokou there.

Arriving in the forest, the two are immediately assaulted by LifeMushroom. But why? He was not an enemy. With a distorted
voice switching between the personalities of a friend and a bitter enemy, he tells them that someone...or something is
manipulating the inhabitants of Youme-Island. He further tells that they should not hold back, defeat him and find
Mokou as fast as possible. Shortly after, LifeMushroom raises the Lightning Orb and prepares to brawl. Johnny raies his sword to attack but....wait. Where is LifeMushroom? He seems to have vaished from sight. Fujiwara rederects Johnny behind a tree where he sees...THE WIZARD?!? He made a fake LM to have a Final Fantasy II (that's a 2 in roman) styled RPG battle bevause didn't grow up in the 80's/90's. Anyways, realzing this thate phonemushroom was also the wizard and that all Johnny has to do is go and save LM, he goes to rescue him. But how ispulling the srings behind this RPG story? Why, Mit Romney of cource! After loosing the presidential election in 2012, Mit spriled into a video game craze and started playing games from the 80's/90's and joining video game forums. When he want to bed that night, he dreamt up thiswho other dimension where random video game characters live in the same world. Mit fell into a coma that night and this non-fiction world became real. Now Johnny must reawaken the windfish Mit Romney even though tha wll kill everone. Well what now? Johnny saves LM. The wizard retreats and goes in his castle. You go in his castle, but there are a million thwomps on top of you! LifeMushroom nukes the Thwomps using his magic. They head further into the castle until...the wizard disappears? No matter
where LifeMushroom, Johnny, Mokou and Kaguya head, they cannot find the wizard anymore. They arrive in a dark room and the
door behind them shuts. There were no lights whatsoever, everything was pitch black. Suddenly...a red aura begins to glow
faintly until a dense curtain of flames is unleashed towards the heroes. Was this Mokou's doing? But how, she was with them
the entire time since they arrived in the Banhammer Forest and faced the controlled LifeMushroom. Looking behind them, there
was no Fujiwara no Mokou though.
"Congratulations on dodging my opener", the voice said. The red aura formed a phoenix and surrounded Mokou.
"Why you! Have you been misleading us the entire time?", LifeMushroom asked in utter anger.
"Oh my, why should you even care? While we're babbling on, preparations for Operation L are nearing completion."
"Operation...L?", Johnny asked.
Mokou laughed. "L stands for luna, the moon. Long ago, Kaguya and me settled our eternal quarrel to unite in a large scale
plan, Operation L. This is why she asked you to find me as soon as possible. And you idiots just so happened to direct me
exactly where we needed to go - the wizard's stronghold."
"What is so special about this place?", LifeMushroom exclaimed. "Isn't it just like any other castle?"
"It is not!" The wizard entered from a door behind Mokou and Kaguya. "This castle, built long, long, long, long ago, is part
of the Great Lunar Seal. The plan is: Break the seal and unleash the moon's true power to conquer the Earth. Once the seal is
broken, the madness stored inside the moon will be released, a forbidden art known as the Moonlight Descent. The moon's light
will gradually stir up the insane part of mankind resulting in division of two groups. Either, a human will go berserk or he
will grow a third eye and ascend to spiritual glory. It is a plan to clear up and revitalise the human race."

Listening to what the lunarian wizard said, Johnny couldn't stay still any longer. He dashed forward and attempted to strike
down the wizard, but he was blocked out by a supernatural border.

"Attempting to stop us is pointless. We're two immortals and a wizard of boundaries."
"You...you will not succeed!", LifeMushroom exclaimed. He released a barrage of lightnings, but they were deflected by another
magic border. Johnny and LifeMushroom couldn't believe their friend Mokou was part of the triumvirate pulling the strings behind
all this. They would have never expected this to happen, but eventually, they had to strike down the three. They had to prevent
the Moonlight Descent from happening and save their entire planet from devastation.

"Johnny, I've got your back. You take care of the wizard, I'll go for the immortals."
And thus, the great battle began.



"You...you have...done well", Kaguya said with the last of her energy "Y...ou passed...our test."
"Wait, WHAT?!" One could see that Johnny was angry, confused, happy and sad all at once.
"While all we said is true, we aren't the ones behind Operation L. This was a test in order to see, whether you were truly the
Phantasmal Duo that was mentioned in the wizard's book", Mokou explained.
"What has all this got to do with me losing my shoe then?", Johnny asked. Oh right, what about that? The wizard told them, that
his book spoke of needing to steal a preschooler's shoe...whyever it did that. The wizard was sorry and returned the shoe.
"Now...chosen ones, you need to stop the true triumvirate: The moon vice emperor Lord Kagutsuki, Mitt Romney and JeDaMoron. While
we know why Kagutsuki is doing this, we're not certain of Romney's and JeDa's motives or when they are going to strike this
castle". The hero team now consisting of Master LifeMushroom, Johnny, Fujiwara no Mokou, Kaguya Houraisan and the unnamed lunarian
wizard decided to rest. Johnny has a dream.
"Hey," a voice says. "Listen."
A wizard appears in front of Johnny.
"Oh hia. My name is MercuryPenny. I'm your dream gaurdian....or something. The world's going to end in 72 hours FYI. At first it was like going to be the moon or something but the Wizard wanted to be a hipster so he's going to make the Sun crash onto Earth. Yeahhhhh.....it's going to get hot. Anyways, you got to save the day. I'll contact some of my other friends but you have you wake yours. Now Go!"
Johnny wakes up. What Now? Well Johnny starts running around like crazy. The finds a weird rock. Oh hey it's the Ocarina of Rhyme! "Do you want to sing the song of rhyme" the ocarina asks. "Sure"
Johnny says.

"This is a song.
Come Sing Along!
In order to travel through time.
You must rhyme!"

Johnny travels through time and disappears from existence. The sun crashes 3 days later and LM and Fujiwara dies. Johnny also does because Tike travel kills you. THE END.