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Splitwirez |
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Otherwise known as rob55rod. Should probably get back to SMG2 at some point... Level: 68 Posts: 549/1207 EXP: 2606867 Next: 121933 Since: 08-28-13 From: ._______________. Last post: 1934 days ago Last view: 1544 days ago |
Well, I wanted to make sure that no more threads would be destroyed by scientific nonsensibility, so I decided to make a thread about it. Post your theories here! Here are some of mine:
How Ice Mario can generate Ice: His body temperature is so low, it freezes water solid, and has a similar effect on water vapour. Moisture trapped in solid surfaces is also affected, thus explaining how he can skate on any surface, to some extent. SMG1 "Dark Matter": This one is simple: It's antimatter that was incorrectly translated, which is understandable, given the fact that the 2 are often confused by those who don't know better. Small Planets and their disproportionate gravities: This is where the real Dark Matter comes in. The planets just have Dark Matter at their cores. Dark Matter is extremely dense, which gives it a very strong gravitational pull, and it's IMPERCEPTIBLE to the human eye. Death by falling into oblivion: Again, real-life Dark Matter. when Mario falls, he's falling towards Dark Matter, which would crush him into a tiny diamond...kinda like the Earth's core...except you'd be vaporized before you got there. Reincarnation/Lives: It's like Mario Kart, except offscreen. Fire Flower Power: Eels can generate electricity, and dead plants become compressed into coal over time. The fire flower grows massive roots to extract coal from the ground, and uses electricity to ignite it. Powerups in blocks: the Blocks are Wormholes. Fireballs underwater: Mario knows how to plan ahead, and carries small pieces of solid rocket fuel with him for underwater adventures. I got this one from a YouTube video, but I forget who made it. Firebars: Rotating glass tubes with 2 chemicals being pumped through them. These chemicals react with each other, thereby exploding. Then the explosions are funneled through small holes in the glass tubes, to create a burst effect. Now, repeat. I know there are chemical combinations that do this, but I can't think of any offhand. Not suffocating underwater in the sidescrolling games: Mario uses a rebreather. In 64, he probably forgot about it in the chaos of the following events. In Sunshine, he didn't come prepared for the chaos he'd be greeted by (I'm assuming Mario can suffocate underwater in SUnshine, I've never played it). In Galaxy...he's numerous lightyears from home, so ain't nobody got time fo' dat! 3D Land and 3D World conform to the sidescrollers' logic. Bowser never learns his lesson: He's a determined moron, perhaps to the point of insanity. Life Mushrooms: They form a durable membrane over Mario's body, hence why losing all 3 of their granted life wedges removes them so they cannot be recovered afterwards, and this also explains the coloration of their UI element. Goombas' effectiveness in killing: They're intelligent mushrooms, loosely speaking. Many Mushrooms can deliver deadly poisons by touch. Need I explain further? |
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Fire Mario DROP TABLE users; Level: 123 Posts: 3424/4661 EXP: 20822548 Next: 408718 Since: 07-07-12 Last post: 1321 days ago Last view: 334 days ago |
Stop ruining childhood games. ____________________ a |
Splitwirez |
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Otherwise known as rob55rod. Should probably get back to SMG2 at some point... Level: 68 Posts: 551/1207 EXP: 2606867 Next: 121933 Since: 08-28-13 From: ._______________. Last post: 1934 days ago Last view: 1544 days ago |
Posted by Luigi I'm trying to justify their principles of gameplay, not ruin them. |
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Star Mario in this room you have a pile of apple pies Level: 163 Posts: 3001/9016 EXP: 56048996 Next: 438648 Since: 07-03-12 From: in a box Last post: 56 days ago Last view: 15 days ago |
Posted by Splitwirez Unhealthy, he would die. Also how the fuck does he breathe in space, genius? ____________________ NSMBHD - Kafuka - Jul melonDS the most fruity DS emulator there is zafkflzdasd |
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Otherwise known as rob55rod. Should probably get back to SMG2 at some point... Level: 68 Posts: 552/1207 EXP: 2606867 Next: 121933 Since: 08-28-13 From: ._______________. Last post: 1934 days ago Last view: 1544 days ago |
Posted by StapleButter 15 seconds at that temperature can kill? There's a reason for the limited duration (other than gameplay balance). Mario has to breathe in Space in SMG/SMG2? Well, I thought humans were able to hold their breath for 5 seconds, which is longer than a launch star flight. Planets with enough Dark Matter in their cores to have Earth-like gravity would presumably be able to hold an atmosphere. |
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Wii U hacker Level: 55 Posts: 395/709 EXP: 1235322 Next: 78867 Since: 07-07-12 Last post: 2188 days ago Last view: 564 days ago |
This thread is just ridiculous. |
Splitwirez |
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Otherwise known as rob55rod. Should probably get back to SMG2 at some point... Level: 68 Posts: 553/1207 EXP: 2606867 Next: 121933 Since: 08-28-13 From: ._______________. Last post: 1934 days ago Last view: 1544 days ago |
Posted by Marionumber1 I honestly don't know. I'm gonna try either way, nothing I can do about it, so better it be its own thread than clog up others. Also...I never thought of Lumas "breathing" like plants in daytime...if that's what you mean, as that would convert Carbon Dioxide into Oxygen, and the human body converts Oxygen into Carbon Dioxide. Wait, there's still the end of SMG2. DANGIT. |
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Star Mario in this room you have a pile of apple pies Level: 163 Posts: 3002/9016 EXP: 56048996 Next: 438648 Since: 07-03-12 From: in a box Last post: 56 days ago Last view: 15 days ago |
Splitwirez |
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Otherwise known as rob55rod. Should probably get back to SMG2 at some point... Level: 68 Posts: 554/1207 EXP: 2606867 Next: 121933 Since: 08-28-13 From: ._______________. Last post: 1934 days ago Last view: 1544 days ago |
Posted by StapleButter No, I haven't tried that, actually. What's your... ...oh, right, that'd burn him pretty badly. Eh...non-instantaneous effect? (Hence the brief gameplay pause while collecting an Ice Flower) |
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Star Mario in this room you have a pile of apple pies Level: 163 Posts: 3003/9016 EXP: 56048996 Next: 438648 Since: 07-03-12 From: in a box Last post: 56 days ago Last view: 15 days ago |
Splitwirez |
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Otherwise known as rob55rod. Should probably get back to SMG2 at some point... Level: 68 Posts: 555/1207 EXP: 2606867 Next: 121933 Since: 08-28-13 From: ._______________. Last post: 1934 days ago Last view: 1544 days ago |
Posted by StapleButter No, it doesn't "pause the world". Time keeps flowing, just...not from Mario's perspective. |
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Fire Mario DROP TABLE users; Level: 123 Posts: 3425/4661 EXP: 20822548 Next: 408718 Since: 07-07-12 Last post: 1321 days ago Last view: 334 days ago |
Let's just say that Nintendo's point of game logic is far beyond any form of reality. ____________________ a |
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Lantern Ghost the tastiest gummy worm of them all Level: 54 Posts: 395/750 EXP: 1226288 Next: 7582 Since: 06-24-14 From: pointy tree town Last post: 68 days ago Last view: 68 days ago |
Explanation for all of this: Shrooms. |
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Wii U hacker Level: 55 Posts: 396/709 EXP: 1235322 Next: 78867 Since: 07-07-12 Last post: 2188 days ago Last view: 564 days ago |
The gravity Mario experiences is the same on every planet, even the incredibly small ones. Newton's law of universal gravitation allows us to state the gravity on a planet in terms of planet mass (M) and planet radius (r), as such:
g = GM/r^2 G = 6.67 * 10^-11 Let's assume an Earth-like gravity, such as 9.8. MrRean says that some planets have a 4 meter radius, so r=4. Solving for M, we get 2350824587706.147 kilograms. The density of the planet (assuming a perfectly spherical planet) then becomes 8769031722.07969 kg/m^3. Earth's density is 5514 kg/m^3. So a planet is SMG is around 1590321 times denser than the Earth (over a million times). That's realistic. |
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Otherwise known as rob55rod. Should probably get back to SMG2 at some point... Level: 68 Posts: 556/1207 EXP: 2606867 Next: 121933 Since: 08-28-13 From: ._______________. Last post: 1934 days ago Last view: 1544 days ago |
Posted by Marionumber1 I'd say some relatively minor variation in the gravity is likely present. Also, what did you mean by "That's realistic."? I'm assuming you don't actually mean that, otherwise you presumably wouldn't have said it. I did not expect anyone to come in here with hard, solid math. The shared ambition is pleasing |
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Posted by Splitwirez A similarly unrealistic density difference would follow.
Yes, it was sarcasm.
Would be a shame if I didn't do something with what I learned in physics class. |
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Otherwise known as rob55rod. Should probably get back to SMG2 at some point... Level: 68 Posts: 557/1207 EXP: 2606867 Next: 121933 Since: 08-28-13 From: ._______________. Last post: 1934 days ago Last view: 1544 days ago |
Posted by Marionumber1 I'm not seeing your point regarding density differences. SARCASM. My achilles' heel. Sarcasm and metaphors, that is. I don't get either. I'm becoming less and less afraid of Grades 10 - 12... Confirm or disprove fear, please. |
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Posted by Splitwirez A minor alteration in the gravity wouldn't change the density difference by that much. It's very unrealistic in the context of the real world either way.
Well, this was grade 9 physics, so I can't really. |
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Otherwise known as rob55rod. Should probably get back to SMG2 at some point... Level: 68 Posts: 558/1207 EXP: 2606867 Next: 121933 Since: 08-28-13 From: ._______________. Last post: 1934 days ago Last view: 1544 days ago |
Posted by Marionumber1 I tried...I tried to explain Mario games with Science... ...and I didn't entirely succeed... ...and your math didn't greatly help... ...darn. What about my other theories? Wait...that's Grade 9 physics? I knew I'd regret dropping science this year. |
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