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StapleButter
Posted on 09-29-18 06:12 AM Link | #96050
current status of your overlord:

* lying in bed, curling up in blankets
* wearing nothing but night shorts and fav. blue hoodie all day
* nose full of crap (really. sometimes it even has a weight)
* occasional coughing and sneezing for no reason
* has been lasting since yesterday

argl

the cold sucks

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salty
Posted on 09-29-18 09:24 AM Link | #96052
when i have a cold i shove 3 million pillows between my legs

it helps me a lot

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StapleButter
Posted on 09-29-18 09:40 AM (rev. 2 of 09-29-18 09:41 AM) Link | #96053
what'd help me would be if my nose would kindly stop being total crap


like, at this point it could flood places if it generated gunk a little faster

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salty
Posted on 09-29-18 09:43 AM Link | #96054
the next day

hurricane staple coming into action in france

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StapleButter
Posted on 09-29-18 01:16 PM Link | #96057
I think 'hurricane' is an understatement for what it would be

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Isaac
Posted on 09-29-18 10:10 PM Link | #96059
Today I laid in my bed for 5 hours. Got out of my bed, made ramen noodles and went back to sleep. I woke up again and now I'm watching a 2 hour movie about aliens.
My life is fun
I cant wait to see some anime pussy

StapleButter
Posted on 09-30-18 07:10 AM (rev. 2 of 09-30-18 07:10 AM) Link | #96060
[13:09:10] <StapleButter> god fucking damnit
[13:09:15] <StapleButter> woke up at 1PM
[13:09:25] <StapleButter> now I'm going to get crapoed as hell tomorrow
[13:09:36] <StapleButter> where I need to be somewhere at 8:45 AM
and you can't choose to be late, they say

oh well


atleast the cold is somewhat better, in that I can actually breathe like a normal human

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nekholm
Posted on 10-01-18 01:48 PM Link | #96069
Posted by Isaac
Today I laid in my bed for 5 hours.

I've done that a couple of times, when I was sick or hungover. My back hurt for like a week after that. Don't recommend it.

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newsuperhackboys
Posted on 10-01-18 04:12 PM Link | #96071
I one time had food poisoning. The worst part is that I never left my bed.

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Baby Luigi
Posted on 10-01-18 09:34 PM Link | #96075
Being food poisoned is probably the most miserable experience I had in my life, tbh

salty
Posted on 10-01-18 09:44 PM Link | #96078
don't know much about food poisoning, but one time i ate a cookie with nuts in it, and i'm allergic to nuts

was it itch? rashes? nope, it was worse

i fucking choked and couldn't breathe

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Baby Luigi
Posted on 10-01-18 10:04 PM Link | #96079
I drunk contaminated egg nog, and spend a day of...I think either 2015 or 2014 in Christmas and ended up throwing up my head off and not wanting egg nog for the rest of that time.

salty
Posted on 10-01-18 10:49 PM Link | #96080
did you look at it and be like "yeah that's totally cool" because i don't really know how you could've just drank through it

reminds me of the time i ate like 5 bowls of cereal with milk. 5 bowls of milk really changes the way your stomach views things

i was in pain

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SuperML
Posted on 10-02-18 09:58 AM Link | #96082
Once I ate some sort of cashew cluster thingy at my cousin's house, and it gave my mouth a horrible oily taste. That was the absolute worst taste I've ever had in my mouth, no contest. I tried drinking orange juice, swishing mouthwash and even considering eating toothpaste t one point (Thanks, Google). I ended up just throwing up. God, that was horrible. Happened to me twice agin afterwards, too (But not as severe).

But now I've learned my lesson, I avoid all raw nuts (Peanut butter and Nutella are fine tho) and dried fruits. I don't think I'm allergic, but I never want to go through that again. I don't know if this counts as food poisoning, but I figured I'd share it

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StapleButter
Posted on 10-02-18 10:20 AM Link | #96084
I once got some bad poisoning, liver crapoed, from abusing those vanilla wafer biscuit things

like, it felt like some pressure inside my belly. was so sucky that I went and forcefully threw it all up to relieve it, because nothing else really worked. I was still crapoed for a couple days after that.

it hurt me so much that now, the mere thought of those vanilla wafer biscuits disgusts me. like what, okay I was an idiot and ate too much of it, but that is strong enough to reprogram my taste? wow.

zog.


also what I hate with nuts/etc

is that you always end up landing on the odd one that tastes like uranium shit, and that motherfucking taste never goes away

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Ijah
Posted on 10-02-18 03:59 PM Link | #96087
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I got high off synthetic Vanilla extract, no shit! apparently it reacts with methylated compounds (Black pepper), made for a scary evening...

StapleButter
Posted on 10-03-18 06:27 AM (rev. 2 of 10-03-18 06:28 AM) Link | #96089
always knew synthetic flavors were crapo, but this... wow. had no idea this could happen.


then again... vanilla and pepper together? or did they just happen to meet within your stomach?

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Ijah
Posted on 10-03-18 10:48 AM Link | #96090
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Posted by StapleButter
always knew synthetic flavors were crapo, but this... wow. had no idea this could happen.


then again... vanilla and pepper together? or did they just happen to meet within your stomach?


Yep, I ate them spaced apart, there's more to the story, apparently eating too many curry spices with black pepper causes a whole host of psychoactive effects to sensitive bodies, I had a spicy chicken sandwich, and lots of the fucking vanilla biscuit things I made.. too much, it was very intense and I don't want to repeat that.

LeftyGreenMario
Posted on 10-03-18 03:33 PM Link | #96091
Posted by StapleButter
always knew synthetic flavors were crapo, but this... wow. had no idea this could happen.

I love artificial cherry flavor!

StapleButter
Posted on 10-03-18 04:33 PM (rev. 2 of 10-03-18 04:33 PM) Link | #96092
well, they may taste more or less like the real thing, but

technically speaking

natural flavors result from the mix of a lot of complex aromatic molecules

artificial flavors attempt to replicate the few most important molecules, which is close, but... yeah

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