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Posted on 11-14-14 10:48 AM Link | #51185
We needed a pickup lines thread. I searched and I didn't already see one, so I made this. Post your best pickup lines here!

Posted on 11-14-14 02:38 PM Link | #51189
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

Posted on 11-14-14 03:33 PM Link | #51190
Are you a beaver cuz dammmm


Posted on 11-14-14 04:31 PM Link | #51192
Let's play house, you can be the screen door and I'll slam you all night
Status: It was really, really fun, guys - thanks for the ride!

Posted on 12-04-15 05:58 PM Link | #66079
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart!

(post deleted) #66080

Posted on 12-04-15 06:07 PM Link | #66081
Blinded By the Rubberbands
© Xyspade 2015
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I'm looking for.
Don't forget icing on the sides because you can.
Thanks to AEClphaTech, Hinalyte, & Others for Layout Help
Everyone's a little corrupt.

Posted on 12-04-15 06:10 PM (rev. 2 of 12-04-15 06:33 PM) Link | #66083
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!

You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

Kissing is a language of love. So how about a conversation?

Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Posted on 12-05-15 11:21 PM Link | #66118
Do you work at the Pokemart? Because you just gave me a PP Up.

Can my Basilisk Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets?

I'm already out of ideas. Let me steal yours.

Posted on 12-06-15 12:07 AM (rev. 2 of 12-06-15 12:07 AM) Link | #66120
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

You know, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…

Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

Posted on 12-06-15 10:16 AM Link | #66124
no you guys, you have to ask something personal to the person you want to pick up

"which family member do you want me to murder?"

follow twitter me on @altypepper

Posted on 12-08-15 08:32 AM Link | #66179
Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

You look like trash, may I take you out?

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

Posted on 12-08-15 07:56 PM Link | #66199
Posted by FireMario74
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

That's...not really a compliment.

Hey are you strawberry ice cream? Because I could spoon you up all night long.

Posted on 12-08-15 10:11 PM Link | #66202
You look like trash, may I take you out?

There's something wrong with that statement.

"You're the Wiimote to my nunchuck"
done in 10 seconds

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Posted on 12-09-15 07:06 PM Link | #66224
Is your name wifi? Because I'm really feeling a connection!

Posted on 12-09-15 07:09 PM Link | #66225
me: 'blarg'
girl: 'blarg'

and then we immediately jump at eachother

10/10 pickup master

NSMBHD - Kafuka - Jul

what do you use to measure bolts? a boltmeter

Posted on 12-09-15 07:19 PM Link | #66226
ummm hi I uh... er... well... you seeee... ugh never mind

Posted on 12-09-15 07:20 PM Link | #66227
come to my and ill give you sudo access


Posted on 12-09-15 07:24 PM Link | #66228
those are the worst practices regarding security, sir

NSMBHD - Kafuka - Jul

what do you use to measure bolts? a boltmeter

Posted on 12-09-15 07:25 PM Link | #66229
My love is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in!
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